Thursday, March 5, 2009

Those rules learnt school dates poems

Equally ridiculous and irritating, but the gift bags would be an improvement. Those rules we learnt at school, dates, poems, scraps of hymns, telephone numbers of ex-boyfriends, pass codes for places we worked long ago, books we ve read, people we knew, how to make sloe gin, tie a reef knot or spot meningitis. And there a big student night on wednesday so there ll be no shortage of people hoping to go out on the pull with her if she fancies it. Outsourced the dirty work, thoughit would be hard to be more embarrassed than the guy caught with his pants down at the ski liftwhose photos are at smokinggunbut if theres a contender, its crystal at twitter, whose admin support account was hacked by a standard dictionary attack. A clarence house spokesman told the people they were not prepared to make any official comment.

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